The Music Industry
People have asked me to explain the music
business to them, here is an explanation as I best understand it.
All over the world, teenagers are putting
the money their parents spent on piano lessons and/or computer equipment into
making music. Some because they like the feeling of creating something with or
without other people, and others because they want to be famous.
Some have a natural talent for it, others a
strong belief in themselves, and some don’t care, they just want to be famous.
Those with a natural talent but no belief in themselves, will probably end up
just being hobbyists. Those with a natural talent, but belief will end up being
bitter session musicians or worse stuck in a covers band. Those who want to be
famous will probably end up being disappointed.
However, there is the chance of success.
This depends on a number of factors: 1) Luck. 2) Persistence. 3) How
attractive you are.
For good-looking, talented people, a
break-through can be found by writing one catchy song. Even if your usual style
isn’t for catchy songs, you will still need to do this once to get success. This
of course, in the future, will lead to much bitterness when this song becomes
the only thing people want to hear despite the fact it is unrepresentative of
your work and generally very irritating to you.
For good-looking, untalented people,
success can be found by hooking up with the right producer, befriending the
right executive or marrying the record label boss.
None of this applies to geniuses. For
geniuses, they still need luck and persistence, but they can get away with not
being good looking. In fact if you are good looking, you will never be labelled
a genius.
So what happens when success comes? Well,
you go from working hard to get the right people to hear your songs, to working
even harder as the record label tries to get the most out of you before your
shelf-life expires.
Good-looking, talented people will get
exhausting tours playing gigs to as many people as possible.
Good-looking, untalented people will get
exhausting publicity tours, appearing on as many TV shows as possible.
There are many ways to measure success.
Record companies prefer the measure called “record sales” as this is an
indication of your profitability and is easily distorted. When a record makes
it big, the band is said to have gone platinum. This is because at this point
in a band's career, all their girlfriends (and boyfriends) are blond.
There are many ways to cash in on success.
Some are listed here:
1)
Follow-up singles: these are
songs released shortly after a huge hit that are very, very similar to the last
hit in theme and sound.
2)
Remixes: Take the song, change
the tune, up the volume of the low frequencies and add film sound-bites.
3)
Multi-Singles: Where the same song
is released in several formats. E.g.: Single Version (featuring 2 songs that
were not good enough for the album), Bonus Live Single (features the original
song and 2 ‘live’ tracks which are other songs from the album with cheering
dubbed onto them); 12” DJ Remix (the same song doubled in length, plus 2 other
versions also twice as long but with all nuances removed); Japanese Import
(exactly the same as the Single Version but with a different picture and a
little piece of card on one end with Japanese writing on it. Costs four times
as much as the original Single Version).
So, what happens next? All bands have a
shelf-life. The clever ones split at their peak, but most carry on for much
longer than is necessary. There are 4 basic types of band / singing careers:
1)
One-hit Wonder: you have one
hit and can never follow it up. Eventually you return to whatever job you did
before to be reflecting or bitter as is your wont. You will be asked from
time-to-time to do interviews if the song was particularly memorable.
2)
Right-Here, Right-Now: You are
immensely popular for a brief period. A lot of money is made (hopefully by you,
but usually not) but 2 years later you seem dated and people can even remember
the names of One-hit Wonders before they recall you. Wise investment can lead
to a happily-ever-after. More normal is some form of addiction.
3)
Medium Career: This is when you
manage to sustain a good long career of even up to a decade before you fade
out, retire, come back, retire, die and have another hit single.
4)
Long Career: A long career will
span decades. There are two forms of this:
a.
In and Out: You accept that you
will have many years where you are considered passed it or uncool, but keep at
it, after a certain period it will be decided you are in fact cool again or
just the right sort of kitsch / retro.
b.
Constantly Changing: Every few
years you develop a completely new look / sound / face.
Conclusion
Pretty much every path in the music
industry leads to bitterness, some of them lead to a lot of money, but most don’t.
If you don’t care so much about the music, but are pretty, lucky, persistent
and prepared to do anything for fame – particularly if you a penchant for
well-fed, middle-aged men in pony-tails – you have a chance of becoming a
One-hit Wonder or even Right-Here, Right-Now. If you are a bit smart, you can
go on a bit longer but you have to remember you are at the whim of fickle
teenagers and middle-aged men desperately trying to please fickle teenagers. But
if you stick with it with blind persistence, these teenagers will become
middle-aged and happily spend €150 on a ticket to see you from ¼ mile away.
[Originally written in 2006]
