Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Following some considerable experiments, I have ascertained what are the top five cat predators in the wild:
1. Plastic Bags
2. Police Cars
4. Vacuum Cleaners
5. Flushing Toilets
Given this fact, if a van load of policemen were to burst in carrying drills and rustling plastic bags which they use to turn on the vacuum cleaner and flush the toilet, most cats would die of a heart attack.
Fortunately the likelihood of this event happening is roughly 1,456,335,544 to 1 and we are far more likely to get a cat President of the United States of America. Mind you, only a few years ago, these were the odds for a black or female president. So the bottom line, I guess, is your cat shows any political ambitions, don't stand in its way, because one day it could be the most powerful cat in the world, and then you'll be sorry. And if you do want to stand in its way, hire ten policeman to burst in carrying drills and rustling plastic bags which they use to turn on the vacuum cleaner and flush the toilet.