Essential Gifts You Cannot Do Without

1) Shag Beer



2) Candy Bra



3) Jesus Puppet

Delayed post.

Today [27/6/05] I was actually asked, was I South African. This is the final proof that my accent has gone completely off the scale. That's one of the things about living abroad, you can lose some of your national characteristics. For example, I don't recall the last time I binge drunk. However, my friends seem to vividly, so I must still be British.